After Karrueche Tran posts a pic of her rear in Chris Brown’s face, Rihanna strikes back with this pic of her barely-clad behind
Ah the ongoing, relentless and neverending online battle between Rihanna, Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran. It’s like one of life’s constants – like the sun rising in the East (just had to google that) or Gwyneth Paltrow saying something snobby. In fact, if they stopped playing out their love triangle via every social network available, we’d be at a loss. But fortunately, they’re still bang on it. And the latest round involves some kind of picture-based ‘bum off’ between RiRi and Karrueche.
Classy.
Karrueche kicked off the unconventional competition last week, by posting a pic on twitter of her bare bum in Chris Brown’s face and the caption: “TBT my birthday last year. Who’s face am I gonna put my ass in this year? Lmao I’m kidding” . (NB – who actually took the photo? Was there a third party witnessing the bum-baring? Is this in any way normal?)
Chris responded with a fairly clipped “Happy bday”, but Karrueche was rewarded for her efforts in full when she got to be in a car accident with Chris the following week. When the Don’t Wake Me Up-singer rear-ended (no pun intended) another car in LA, Karrueche was there with him, and got busy being all girlfriend-y, taking photos of the damage, while Chris looked like he always does moody.
The latest Chris-Rihanna split unravelled after Karrueche was spotted partying with Chris on his birthday, while RiRi was nowhere to be seen. Chris and Rihanna then embarked on a bitter twitter spat with the Stay-singer posting a note saying: “If I drop all of my hoes for you and we still don’t work out you owe me some hoes”. While Chris retaliated by seeming to suggest that she’d been unfaithful (ha!): “She’s not mine if she’s everybody elses”.
Riri also seemed to draw a line under the relationship tweeting: “Settling is not an option! Nothing less than 100% loyalty, honesty, and respect!! Love ain’t for kidz #butimsleeptho”. Chris then addressed the issue with customary tact, saying “I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young. At the end of the day. And I’m young too. So I can’t focus on that right now. I just need to fast forward and be a man and be the best Chris Brown I can be, instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket.”
That must be one big side pocket. Also, wouldn’t you be focused on husband-ing? Anyway – it seemed that Rihanna and Chris were over again (part eight million and twelve) and Karrueche was firmly back in the Chris Brown game (what a rubbish game).
Meanwhile Rihanna was spotted with her bum ENTIRELY COVERED in a midi charcoal vest dress and bright pink glasses outside a recording studio in Long Beach. It seemed like she’d given up on the bum-off and admitted defeat in the face of Karrueche’s all powerful Chris-Brown summoning buttocks.
That is, until she tweeted the ultra-racy close-up of her bum, in a pair of denim ‘shorts’ so skimpy her thong was showing through. Her perfect posterior had been pre-oiled to showcase it at it’s smooth shiny best, and as well as basically her entire behind, revealed a classy-looking tattoo on her left cheek. Although she later deleted the pic, it was up long enough for the world (and more importantly Chris and Karrueche) to see it. Bum game on.
It’s still too early to tell whether Rihanna’s pic has had the desired effect, and lured Chris Brown, Pied-Piper-Of-Hamlyn-like to her side, but we reckon she’s in with more than a fighting chance. In the mean time, it’s over to Karrueche to really pull it out of the bag. We just hope Chloe Green doesn’t end up getting involved.
While we shake our heads wait excitedly for the conclusion of the bum-off why not check out these pics of Rihanna (and her bum) on tour…
