Is she running out of ideas? Or do all her shoes automatically need adjusting whenever she sees a pap?
When Imogen Thomas bent over in see-through leggings last week we all guffawed and then applauded her extraordinary ability to turn anything into a potential flashing opportunity.
But there was always just a teeny tiny chance that she didn’t realise just quite how sheer her leggings were.
Um, well not anymore. There’s less than no chance that Imogen didn’t know exactly what she was doing while leaving her Bikram yoga class earlier this morning wearing the exact same pair of knackered leggings and then bent over in front of a bunch of slavering paps.
It was so inevitable we could have timed it to music. There she goes, with her belly out (like before) strutting down the street. Oh look, there are some cameras! Oh wait, her flip flop needs fiddling with! Wait for it…there it is! There’s her bum in all its glory!
There’s the fulll moon we’ve missed for an entire week. Enjoy everyone!
The fact that there’s nothing to adjust on flip flops is beside the point. Who cares when there’s a bum to ogle?
But as great as the performance was, we have seen it before. Once is funny, but twice is a bit old hat to be honest. Come on Imogen, find another way to show us your bum please. A little more creativity to keep us on our toes.
Your awesome performance on Sunday when you came over all shy, stuck a scarf on your head and then tried to get on a Boris bike was brilliant. More like that please.