Madonna — I’m sorry if that sounds harsh, BUT you need to face facts. You look astonishing for 53 but letting your rear hang out of ultra short shorts reveals an imperfection we didn’t want to see!
Cover up your butt, Madonna! The short shorts you wore on March 24 at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami gave the world an unflattering view of your slightly sagging tush.
And Madonna, you didn’t have to go there. You look amazing for a woman of ANY age, and how many women have a perfect rear end anyway. Not many – hey, I know I don’t!
In fact, it would be a feat for almost any woman to get away with wearing shorts that showed half their backsides.
So, Madonna, please keep us in the dark from now on. You don’t have to prove anything. We still believe you’re hot. You rocked the Superbowl, your new album MDNA is full of hits and your “Girl Gone Wild” video is so racy it’s been banned from Youtube for under 18s.
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Keep your butt covered from now on, and we’ll be convinced your body is perfection! And really…it is!
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